- Statutory Alien Probing
- Failure to Report Yeti Sighting
- Non-consensual Paranormal Intercourse
- Unlawful Ghost Impersonation
- Unicorn Meat Trafficking
- Driving UFO Under the Influence
- Resisting Alien Abduction
- Unnatural Acts with Extra-terrestrial Beings
- Angelic Flight in Non-Flight Zone
- Shapeshifting after 11pm