Anatomy for kids with Hannibal the Cannibal How to mess your friends’ little brains forever – An Introduction to psychoanalysis for kids. The monsters under…

Mint-flavored drainage rocks Semi-automatic fast-loading double rifle baby food dispenser 50″ laptop Inflatable bear-trap Human-flavored shark bait Edible rocket launcher Gerbil-powered plane Tethered long-distance drones…

Statutory Alien Probing Failure to Report Yeti Sighting Non-consensual Paranormal Intercourse Unlawful Ghost Impersonation Unicorn Meat Trafficking Driving UFO Under the Influence Resisting Alien Abduction…

Find a cool nickname Create a catchphrase Wear a costume Refer to yourself in the third person Increase your body vibration Announce the name of…

Green camouflage golf balls White toboggans 50kg soccer balls Transparent hockey pucks 5mm Micro-basketball Hockey skating stilts Wool swimsuit Retractable vaulting pole Styrofoam throwing disc…

Hey kids! Tired of lame old camps where you play soccer, sing songs and roast marshmallows? Welcome to our new summer camps: Camp Funny Faces…

You say a hurricane is coming like it’s a bad thing! I make the Pawn Shop happy with the 47% interest I pay. Having that…

Instead of asking for higher wages, more vacation time and retroactive whatnots, we should demand more important things on picket lines: “Abolish sleep!” Without sleep,…

Our lives are spent in 2 different worlds: the physical and the digital world. There are already many ways to merge the 2 worlds, but…

Candy Cane Shrapnel Red Blood on White Snow I saw Santa Eviscerate an Elf Jingle Hell Eggnog & Whiskey The Gift Was Breathing… Reindeer Carnage…

Reno & Run! Interior designers and painters break into houses when people are sleeping to repaint and decorate their kitchens, bathrooms or even bedrooms. They…

Medusa Kebab Plate Comment: the potatoes were rock hard. Kraken Steak Comment: Good, but you really have to go through hoops to get that meal….

Wait, who’s that? I told you it wouldn’t fit in there! Did you keep the instructions? Are you sure it’s dead? Will the owner look…

Concept: Matter is mostly empty space so a solid surface is only an illusion. The atoms themselves are mostly empty space as the particles are…

Where do you buy it? Is there a maximum number of can one can possess without being illegal? Can you store it at room temperature…

Micro-marathon A 23-foot race for people with no endurance Wide Jump With both feet together, the athlete who jumps the further sideways wins. Sliding Pole…

If you’re a big burly man, make sure your yellow thong is visible above your belt. Show everyone around the table how you can fit…

Ghosts, with all their limitations, can still be invaluable friends. By being able to go through walls, disappearing on command, being invisible and floating in…

“I won’t drink blood tonight.” “Man, I’m way too drunk to fight naked!” “I’m going to clone my favorite flea.” “I’m a strip-o-clown enthusiast.” “I’m…

Coming next fall to Food TV is a brand new and exciting show: Chemical Food War In this cooking competition, 5 chefs compete by creating…

Play “Punch Buggy” in the parking lot of the Volkswagen factory. Play Hide & Seek in New York’s sewer system. Sort a colony of fire…

From Mercury: “Today, arrrgghh it burnnnnnnns! Back to you Ken!” From the dark side of the moon: “Today, and for the rest of the year,…

Coming next fall to Food TV is a brand new and exciting show: Chemical Food War In this cooking competition, 5 chefs compete by creating…

Play “Punch Buggy” in the parking lot of the Volkswagen factory. Play Hide & Seek in New York’s sewer system. Sort a colony of fire…

From Mercury: “Today, arrrgghh it burnnnnnnns! Back to you Ken!” From the dark side of the moon: “Today, and for the rest of the year,…

Backups will soon arrive… as long as the injured blind pigeon delivers our help message. Don’t worry about being out of ammo. You all know…

A noise woke me up in the middle of the Christmas night. I went downstairs very quietly, grabbing my baseball bat on the way. What…

In this new TV cooking competition, amateurs contestants use unfamiliar and foreign ingredients to create magnificently awful dishes. Points are awarded on the effect their…

The Nascar Pond Get a truckload of used tires from the dump. Get a few used tarps. Use duck take to stitch them together. Pile…

Get oral from a vampire Chain yourself to a werewolf during full moon, covered in BBQ sauce Give BigFoot a Brazilian waxing Take a mermaid…

Dr. Martin, if you can’t watch basketball and do your double-bypass surgery, I’ll have to turn off the game. It seems Dr. Martin forgot his…

She’s physically abused by her imaginary friends. Both her parents are mentally-unstable proctologists. He’s a cult leader and lives in a armed desert compound. His…

“By the way, you’re adopted. Have a great month at camp sweetie!” “You didn’t just drink the warm toilet cleaner I put in your coffee…

Reverse rhinoplasty Zoocryoaromatherapy (healing by the smell of frozen meat) Underwater backgammon Human taxidermy Hit and run frontal lobotomies The mating habits of mythical creatures…

A 68 year-old men that is pretty mature for his age. A fairly tall giant. A politician that is not straightforward. A big sumo. A…

Anorexic sumos Scantily-clad brick layers Hairy pole-dancers A shaved Santa Claus Drunken librarians 12 clowns singing opera wearing only a g-string and cooking oil Blind,…

Aphrodisiacs are used since the dawn of time. It is a huge market, particularly in China, for some reasons. Did you ever stop and think…

Immolation Based on a desire to know what the marshmellow feels like while roasting in the campfire, immolation is the act of transforming onself into…

“Reality is crossing an energy river by stepping on quantum rocks” “Wisdom comes from knowing the limits of your own reality” “Consciousness is to evolution…

Change the basic assumptions of the universe. Triangulate my cereal bowl using its own shadow. Transmutate Silly Putty into lemon Jell-O. Create, test and prove…

You have a big meeting and you don’t like the way you look? Hire a BodySynch from Ideum. Those LipSynching professionals will speak your works…