What is the appropriate behavior for a clown?
- How much groping can he get away with?
- Is a clown on LSD funnier than a clown on crack?
- Can he make lewd comments to the female audience?
- Can he make sexual objects with balloons?
- Can he ramble to kids for 20 minutes on US foreign policies in Iraq?
- Are extremely crude racist jokes ok if said by his puppet?
- Can 2 clowns fake explicit acts on stage?
- Can he swear if he adds “arooni” at the end of the swear word?
What is the appropriate dress code for a clown?
- Are dangling extremities ok to show if painted?
- How much blood is too much on a clown’s face?
- Can he carry a shotgun?
- Can he get clown makeup tattooed on his face to save time?
- Can he wear crotchless pants?