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Billy inadvertently created a black hole in the washing machine by mixing white and colored clothes. Joan spliced her genes by wearing her spliced jeans…

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I have a friend named Julius Caesar, ex-Roman Emperor. Shortly after his death, he was sanctified as a deity. He’s a great guy who listens…

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Where do humans come from? How did the universe begin? If the Earth of really round, how come Chinese people don’t fall off, eh? Stomped…

You think your initial physical traits and your behavioral patterns come from genetics and your environments. You think you can use free will to steer…

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I heard au audio recording of The Big Bang, that led to the expansion of the universe. It was REALLY loud! I found how to…

“Honey, I got a new job in the marketing department. The pay is a lot less, but they have cupcakes on Fridays.” “Boss, Simmons is…

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I am certain that humans have been designed the same way companies develop products: Some useful features not included because they came too late. Some…

Do you realize that the better you are at earning heaven, the closer you are to hell? By choosing one religion and working hard or…

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