Would you be able to repeat to me, word for word, a conversation you had yesterday? What about a conversation you had 4 months ago?…

Eat before stalking your victims. A grumbly stomach can really mess up an good ambush. Watch what you eat before hiding in a house. Burping…

The Mumbler You just can’t understand a word of what it says. “Turn right on 5th Avenue” sounds more like “tumveon fifvenu”. The Distracted Sometimes…

In this new TV cooking competition, amateurs contestants use unfamiliar and foreign ingredients to create magnificently awful dishes. Points are awarded on the effect their…

Be sure to have a keyless remote for your car. As the killer chases you in a parking lot, you won’t loose precious seconds fumbling…

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We all know about the 10 Commandments, but what are their implications? How should they govern our lives? The 10 Commandments were apparently given to…

In Matthew 21:21-22, Jesus tells  “And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive.” without terms, conditions or any limitations”. I assume he…

Speak like Yoda or Scooby Doo. “You’re so sexy. You look like your mom!” Make your grocery list out loud. “I think I saw a…

1612 — China: First and only battle using paper armour. Started great with this lightweight and easy to repair armour. Unfortunately, a heavy rain started……

When people say that God spoke to them, or that they were called by God to do something, what do they mean exactly? How did…

This new TV channel will be a nice complement to your meditation. Tired of confusing, fast-moving, action-packed shows? Come relax at the Zen Channel. Here…

The Nascar Pond Get a truckload of used tires from the dump. Get a few used tarps. Use duck take to stitch them together. Pile…

Get oral from a vampire Chain yourself to a werewolf during full moon, covered in BBQ sauce Give BigFoot a Brazilian waxing Take a mermaid…

Wear special pants with a vinyl liner full of Jell-O. Look at your colleagues faces when you move. Practice Tourette ventriloquism when a colleague is…

Dr. Martin, if you can’t watch basketball and do your double-bypass surgery, I’ll have to turn off the game. It seems Dr. Martin forgot his…

If you believe in God, what would it take for you stop believing? What would you need to learn or to see to make you…

What kind of impact will your existence have on the history of mankind? Will you bring anything new or better to this planet in your…

This is my 200th post since I started this blog, about 4 years ago! Yeah! As you can imagine, there are several ways to conquer…

If you’re Christian, does it bother you that according to the actual word of God: You must stone your kids if they don’t listen to…

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God is energy God is love God is everywhere God is invisible God has unlimited superpowers God is 3 people in 1, including a father…

Triviality Exhibitionism Condition in which  person has a urgent need to share every mundane detail of his or her life with the entire world via…

Here are a few pointers to maximize your pillow fight experience: Filling First off, let’s be clear: no bricks, stones or broken glass in the…

SweatyBear Squeeze him and see the rancid sweat coming out of him! Your kids will love him! SmellyBear This one-of-a kind night cuddler alternates between…

She’s physically abused by her imaginary friends. Both her parents are mentally-unstable proctologists. He’s a cult leader and lives in a armed desert compound. His…

Nuts & Bolts As the names suggests, the menu consist entirely of an assortment of nuts and bolts. Customers can choose between the finest cashews,…

I don’t believe in the supernatural. I don’t believe in any gods or any other magical creatures. I don’t believe in aura, chakras, rebirthing or…

Here are a few pointers to maximize your food fight experience: State Avoid frozen items: a frozen turkey will hurt, but even frozen beef patties…

“By the way, you’re adopted. Have a great month at camp sweetie!” “You didn’t just drink the warm toilet cleaner I put in your coffee…

I am horny, therefore my wife doesn’t have a headache. I am hungry, therefore there is food in the fridge. I have a coat, therefore…

Pick a vague, unquantifiable state that everybody experiences once in a while, like a lack of energy or a higher level of stress. You can…

Your date finds your intestinal parasite much more charming than you. Your parents like your imaginary friend better than they like you. Your boss has…

Swimming “I can really drown if I swallow water a couple of times!” Boxing “Look at the size of that guy! This is going to…

Our ancestors were very supersticious. They lived in an age before science, before electricity, and before printed books. For them: The night was very dark…

Porky Pork Has the power to smell like bacon. Dr. Metamorpho Can shrink his head by up to 1%. Semi-Invisible Man He is totally invisible,…

What string do I pull to open this parachute? My friends will think I’m a hero for skateboarding down that roof! I should’ve known that…

I have to create a website for an important client. He gave me lengthy instructions on what he needs the website to do, the target…

Santa used to be happy, athletic and resourceful. He is still somewhat magical, but now he is an crippled old man, his back paralyzed with…

Your hair, like angel pasta. Your alabaster skin, glistening with sauce. Your toes, aching to be dipped. Your breasts, sublime and filling. You fulfill me…

What would you expect to see if the world described in the Bible and the Qur’an were true? First of all, you’d see magic. Lots…

As Genghis Khan  was running into battle screaming, he thought: ” I really shouldn’t have eaten all those prunes for breakfast” Napoleon Bonaparte though, looking…

Looking for a very quiet area? Try the Sea of tranquility, Moon Features: Huge backyard Closest neighbors are 384,403 km (238,857 miles) away No atmosphere…

Geo-Helio-synchronous Temporal Personal Device — Watch Thermal Wave-based Transference Device — Microwave Epidermal Helio-Photo Shield — Sunscreen Analog Fiber-based Knowledge Repository — Book Tactile Soundwave…

1200 Ways to Make Love to a Melon How to Expose Yourself on National TV 101 Ways to Get Wild at a Funeral Teaser Sex:…

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Mr. Tight Pants Has the ability to make his pants tighter than anyone else on the planet. Red Thunder While he has an amazing name,…

One of the most overused concept and name, beside “green” is “smart”. Is the “smart” trend only a new marketing trick? Just how smart are…

If the Bible is either written by God or at least inspired by God, then the information included in the book must be true. If…

How do you evaluate magical claims? How can you tell that something totally unsubstantiated is more likely than something else, which is equally unsubstantiated? Here…

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A germaphobe zombie An hemoglobin-intolerant vampire * A bald Sasquatch A mermaid who can’t swim A flying-horse who’s afraid of heights An  arachnophobic spiderlady The ghost…

Reverse rhinoplasty Zoocryoaromatherapy (healing by the smell of frozen meat) Underwater backgammon Human taxidermy Hit and run frontal lobotomies The mating habits of mythical creatures…

Fugly Wobbly was a bear Fugly Wobbly had no hair Fugly Wobbly loves his scotch Fugly Wobbly grinds his crotch Fugly Wobbly is no beauty…

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Vlad “The Empaler” Romanoff, 8-time World “Unprovoked Savage Attack” Champion vs Benjamin “Shadow Mover” Finckelstein, 5 times Sudoku World Champion Craig Hornez, Undefeated Bare Knuckles…

A 68 year-old men that is pretty mature for his age. A fairly tall giant. A politician that is not straightforward. A big sumo. A…

Senior Prevention: Lures & Traps to Get Rid of Your Seniors Modern Medicine: How Amulets, Charms and Incantations Can Replace Doctors Financial Forecasting Using Dreams,…

Glossolalia is the technical term for “Speaking In Tongues”. It can be seen in Christian Pentecostal churches, in some shamanic and voodoo rituals as well…

I never met my father. He never writes or calls me. He was not even there when I was born. My neighbors keep saying that…