Better Monster Bureau

Have a Vampire neighbour that doesn’t respond to garlic? Bigfoot keeps you up all night sining Opera? Maybe you purchased a Troll two years ago and it’s not toilet trained yet?

We are here to help you with all your Monster problems. If you find a monster that does not behave according to the CryptoZooLaw GuideBook, you can file a formal complaint. Our team of experienced CryptoZooLawyers will advise you of your rights, help you build a case, and help prosecute if necessary. We can also alert you to complaints against Monsters in your area.

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