Horrible Ideas for Clothes

  1. Cactus underwear
  2. Formal g-string
  3. Marble top hat
  4. Live-rats-in-a-cage jumpsuit
  5. Ice dress
  6. Magnetized shirt
  7. Acupuncture shoes
  8. Hornymeter tie
  9. Earth-worm-skin pants
  10. Coal-heated winter jacket