I’m NOT an expert in…

Posted on September 23, 2010 by admin

1. Reverse rhinoplasty
2. Zoocryoaromatherapy (healing by the smell of frozen meat)
3. Underwater backgammon
4. Human taxidermy
5. Hit and run frontal lobotomies
6. The mating habits of mythical creatures
7. Diction coaching for loose-jaw porn actresses
8. High altitude blindfolded flying trapeze
9. Grizzly bear hand-to-hand combat
10. 600lbs marble balls juggling