Ridiculously Optimistic

Posted on May 22, 2013 by admin

1. You say a hurricane is coming like it’s a bad thing!
2. I make the Pawn Shop happy with the 47% interest I pay.
3. Having that debilitating decease just makes me learn more about biology!
4. The zombies apocalypse is not so bad. More parking space for me!
5. I did get knocked out 12 times in the first round, but I think I figured out his timing!
6. The colours of that massive oil spill are so pretty!
7. Yes my new roommate is smelly, psychotic, violent and a crack-addict, but she’s doesn’t even mind when you use her toothbrush.
8. I found out I’m adopted and my biological parent carry that deadly hereditary anomaly. Was about time I won something!
9. I lost my job after 23 years and my wife left this morning. Finally time for my hobby!
10. Came home to an empty apartment. The robbers took everything. I love it; it’s like campaign now!