The Mood-o-Meter

As seen on TV!

Don’t know how your new date feels?
Want to make sure your buddy is in a good mood before asking for money?

With this simple, portable, reusable Mood-o-Meter, you’ll know their mood right away!

Based on 35 years of space research, this patented washable electromagnetic piece of cutting-edge technology monitors instantly 27 bodily parameters and give you a clear answer: friendly, horny, angry, sad or gullable.

Simply insert the 24inch rectal probe and you’ll know
in an instant the mood of the person almost by magic!!!

Order now and you’ll receive our athletic cup and face mask!