- Backups will soon arrive… as long as the injured blind pigeon delivers our help message.
- Don’t worry about being out of ammo. You all know wrestling, right?
- Hi all! I’m Jeff and I’ll be your masseur / commanding officer. Who’s first for an oil body rub?
- OMG! You’ll look fabulous in those uber cool sparkly one piece!
- For your protection, you’ll all wear glow-in-the-dark suits.
- I know every troops that went there died a painful death, but this time it might be different!
- The force is very strong in our enemy. Let’s all pull our our plastic light saber!
- Our clothes are all wet. Quick, everyone naked!
- Lets poison their wells, dismember their corpses and tear the rest apart with our teeth, arrrggghhh!
- Believe in Xenu and you’ll live!
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