- Anorexic sumos
- Scantily-clad brick layers
- Hairy pole-dancers
- A shaved Santa Claus
- Drunken librarians
- 12 clowns singing opera wearing only a g-string and cooking oil
- Blind, deaf and mute airplane pilots
- Sane Scientologists
- Mini-giants and huge dwarves
- Knotty squids