Are you looking for used eyes? Maybe refurbished kidneys or a smaller stomach? We have everything at half-price! We also carry a vast selection of cool defective and discontinued items! You can even get matching organs for the whole family or a fridge full of everything, just in case!

Need a transplant on the spot? No problems! Ask one of our smiling non-licensed attendants and they will have you up and running in 1 hour or less!

Please don’t forget to sign the non-responsibility waiver! Doing so allows you to enter a draw for a FREE B-grade brain!

Birthday parties available. Kids will love the liposuction leftover fat fights!

NEW! Try our new non-necessary plastic surgeries done by our own cosmetic surgery enthusiasts!

House bound? No problems! We make housecalls! We are now using ice so your newly purchased organs will stay fresh for up to 20 minutes!