As Genghis Khan was running into battle screaming, he thought:
” I really shouldn’t have eaten all those prunes for breakfast”
Napoleon Bonaparte though, looking at his army:
“I’m almost 5’7″ and taller than the average Frenchman… I’ll be remembered as a tall great general no doubt”
Taking his first steps on the Moon, Neil Armstrong thought:
“Can’t believe how uncomfortable that new thong is!”
Julius Caesar thought, while looking at his powerful empire:
” If only I could grow a moustache, I’d die a happy man”.