Fun in Non-Leathal Weapons Land

We usually associate the word weapon with death or great pain. The goal of of most weapons is not necessarely to permanently destroy the ennemy but to place him under custody for capture trial or interrogation, or for him to stop attacking us. To achieve those goals, one would be better using one of the following non-lethal weapon:

  1. High-Velocity Marshmellow Gun: Also available in Pumpkin Puree.
  2. Blue Cheese Grenade: Coats the ennemy with blue cheese paste.
    Also come in Mustard, Concentrated Garlic and Rancid Milk.
  3. The Sleeper: A loudspeaker whispers Advanced Calculus Thermodynamic Equations with a deep monotonous voice. Also comes in Macroeconomics and “Dissertation on the Abstract Non-Colonialism Aspects of Postmodern Philosophical Existentialism, from the Pseudo non-Involment point of view”.