Welcome to ClearThought®, the latest product from DeliciouslyQuirky.

This speech filter combines a logic analizing algorithm, Internet -enhanced knowledge database and a voice rendering module.

When you try to voice your poorly-though, shallow biaised opinionos and pass it for common facts, ClearThought®, filters it, enhance your arguments with provable hard facts and delivers it in your actual voice. You can now eloquent and be credible!

Order now and receive the Dejargoniser®! That earpiece descrambles the most obsure techobabble and officespeak. It evens works on level 4 marketing cryptic buzzword charades! All you hear is clear, well structured language that makes sense!