- I’m the hostage taker. Can John call you back as soon as I untie him?
- Mr. Smith is not here but I’m naked and full of peanut butter. What are you wearing?
- Mrs Monroe is not there, but may I interest you in Scientology?
- I’m not doing so well… I just lost my job, my wife left with my
6 kids, I was told last week I have AIDS and my dog died this morning.
Can I help you with something?
- What’s your home address? I’ll visit you tonight to get more information.