Paradigm Leverage Symbiotic Two-Tier Reorganization Diploma from the Jarnonex Business Institute.
Masters in Partial Questioning from the Trivial Pursuit Casual Knowledge Center.
Passive Reflective Non-Committal Certificate of Existing from the Still Water Academy of Intemporal Arts.
Associate Doctorate in Cosmetic Cerebral Enhancement from the Happy Clown Travelling School of Neuro Surgery.
Diploma in Holistic Telluric Current Usage in Ectoplasm Rebirthing from the Center for the Karmic Multiverses.
PH.D. in Large-Scale Terraforming from the Interstellar Academy of Planetary Rejuvenation.