Questionable Logic

Posted on February 11, 2011 by admin

1. I am horny, therefore my wife doesn’t have a headache.
2. I am hungry, therefore there is food in the fridge.
3. I have a coat, therefore it is cold.
4. I don’t see trolls, therefore my anti-troll bracelet is working
5. The more diluted a substance is, the more powerful it is. (actual homeopathy principle)