Lifeskills Camp for 5-8yr

Want your kids to learn how to deal with the real world? Here is your chance! They will learn valuable skills in a fun environment:

• Coping with personal failure
• How to deal with hookers
• How to reduce your debt by selling your organs
• How to reconstruct your life after a rotten childhood
• Learning which hard drug to do to avoid permanent damage
• 13 ways to get out of paying rent

Jungle Fun for 8-12yr

In this 12 week camp, your children will learn jungle-based character-building skills like:

• How to survive in the jungle on your their own for 11 weeks
• Knowing your poisonous mushrooms
• How to escape blood-thirsty predators at night
• Yummy insects 101
• How to fight off cannibal tribes
• How to cook a cannibal

Rage in the Cage Day camp

Let your kids learn the secret of a clean knock-out while they are young through a series of half-day workshops:

• The magic of the groin kick
• Headbuts are fun
• Make your friends pass out from chokes
• The art of going bezerk
• Illegal mmoves are winning moves