- Billy inadvertently created a black hole in the washing machine by mixing white and colored clothes.
- Joan spliced her genes by wearing her spliced jeans wayyyyy too tight.
- Robert’s army of monkey men are not going to help him conquer the world. He spent all his money buying them diapers…
- Maggie tripped over a crease in the space-time continuum.
- Bob caught his mutant robot humping his dad’s truck.
- Martin put 2 alarm clocks face to face with a time difference of 1 second, which allowed him to travel back in time. Unfortunately, he only went back in time 1 second.
- Becca cloned herself but sneezed during the procedure. All her clones came out fuzzy.
- John, an alchemy student, transmutated something into gold. His wife will surely be impressed by the golden rod in his shorts.
- The team was able to miniaturize a cell phone the size of a grain of salt. Unfortunetely, Professor Matthews coughed.
- Bill successfully achieved partial invisibility of his body. He is now working on making his left side invisible.
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