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Astrology rests on the principle of cosmic rays-induced DNA mutation. The planetary gravitational field, along with the magnetic field, are combining their effect to reflect…

Immolation Based on a desire to know what the marshmellow feels like while roasting in the campfire, immolation is the act of transforming onself into…

If Mozart had access to music sequencer, sampler and a good laptop, how different would have been his music? If Genghis Khan had access to…

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“Reality is crossing an energy river by stepping on quantum rocks” “Wisdom comes from knowing the limits of your own reality” “Consciousness is to evolution…

Pets in Sweater Nothing but 120 monthly glossy pages of pets in sweaters. This month: chinchillas in leather, goldfish in 100% wool jumpsuit and hamsters in turtlenecks. Modern Yeti…

If you were transported back in time to, lets say, 1000CE or even 1500CE, how much of the 2008 knowledge could you explain? How many…

It is common knowledge that we only use 10% of our brain. What would you do if you had access to the full 100%? Would you…

Modify your DNA to become bioluminescent. Implant subcutaneous receptors to change your skin colour at will. Lime green and sky blue hues will impress the…

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There is a widening knowledge chasm and we see a prevalence of simpler belief systems. Before the advent of modern science, you could define the…

Here are a few questions to help define what reality you live in. This is useful before starting a debate on human evolution, cosmology, history,…

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The children story of Jack and the Beanstock is really about humanity’s longing for a connection with God. Jack represents the humans on earth, spiritually…

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Change the basic assumptions of the universe. Triangulate my cereal bowl using its own shadow. Transmutate Silly Putty into lemon Jell-O. Create, test and prove…

Synaptic Interfaced (Though-controlled) toys and interface are already being developed in lab in 2007. With more interest, research and funding, you’ll see thought visual association…

Find a universal need you can cater to. This will shape your approach; This will be used in your branding/marketing efforts. Name your religion. Find…

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Everybody is created equal. TV shows are not mere lures for advertisers. You can have an amazing lean sculpted body by using a machine 3…

“Bulkering” is a neologism that can be defined as “Putting together several complex ideas, oversimplifying and omitting large portion of the argument, discrediting sources for…

Welcome to ClearThought®, the latest product from DeliciouslyQuirky. This speech filter combines a logic analizing algorithm, Internet -enhanced knowledge database and a voice rendering module. When you try to voice your poorly-though, shallow biaised opinionos and pass it…

We usually associate the word weapon with death or great pain. The goal of of most weapons is not necessarely to permanently destroy the ennemy…

We could make our bodies better by unblocking the regenerative capabilities (see salamander) in our cells to be able to grow back limbs. If you have the…

Information Architecture and Visualization is getting more and more important since we are exposed to so much data every day. InfoLife (Internet 3.0) should be a…

This motion-activated device records multispectral (visible, infrared, ultraviolet & microwave wavelenghts) images on its 6 faces, along with ambiant sounds, smells, temperature, and any other…

Are you feeling confident or have self esteem? iSuck can help you. Using state-of-the art Artificial Intelligence and Self-Learning Algorithms, iSuck can instill doubt in…

Smart Roads would help drivers in several ways. 1) Heated Pavement would melt the snow and ice, thus reducing the risks and saving millions of…

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In this new religion, you’ll learn that: there is no God even if there was a God, he/she/it would probably not care about you no…

Hey Kids! Tired of the same old doll than walks, wave and giggle? Cranky Doll will ignore you for weeks, then will not want to…

1) Embed in cellphones, PDAs, BlackBerries, MP3 players, and other wearables to emit a frequency that will activate a specific region of the brain that…

The Ultimate Minimalist House is a 3m x3m x3m white cube with no furniture. Furniture is bad for your Feng Shui. The 5cm x 5cm…

I’m wondering how difficult or possible it is to create your own fully legal and recognized country. Someone did it in 1967. It’s called Sealand…

1) Would you notice if the left and right side of your body would have been surgically switched (without side-effects of scars)? 2) How would…

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While waiting for the full Exoskeletons that will allow us to run and leap like a gazelle, lift as much as an elephant and attach…

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Science usually tries to analyze and define reality to extract patterns to predict behavior. We are not yet tapping into the underlying code. Predicting the…

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An ActiveWall is a wall that not only has variable opacity (to trace windows where you want on the wall), but also can display information….

Combine any word from the following list: ware, shell, pod, cast, stream, bot, open-source, emulator and scripted to any acronym (as long as the acronym…

Fuel cell to cease dependance with oil suppliers and greatly reduce smog in cities. Adaptable shell to carry more people or take less space if…

Although the idea of a personal flying machine small enough to fit in a backpack is extremely appealing, you must consider the following: 1) We’d…

Optica will be a optical digital implant that will include a multispectrum camera — with selectable wavelenghts from visible, radar, ultraviolet and infrared — that…

One way to increase advertisement relevance would be to create movies and commercials with blue-screen placeholders and an upload/merging system. The local or seasonal content…

You’ve probably heard of Whisper Marketing, a form of viral marketing where hired people let you overhear their conversation about a new product. The next…

First, there is the slight problem of computer power, which is required to map, store and transfer the entire atomic structure of the body fast…

The new Internet should be immersive in the true sense. It should merge information with our physical world to help us make better choices. RFID…

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