As seen on TV!

Don’t know how your new date feels?
Want to make sure your buddy is in a good mood before asking for money?

With this simple, portable, reusable Mood-o-Meter, you’ll know their mood right away!

Based on 35 years of space research, this patented washable electromagnetic piece of cutting-edge technology monitors instantly 27 bodily parameters and give you a clear answer: friendly, horny, angry, sad or gullable.

Simply insert the 24inch rectal probe and you’ll know
in an instant the mood of the person almost by magic!!!

Order now and you’ll receive our athletic cup and face mask!

I want the old future!!! Not the current future!

I do want my jetpack, dome city, robot maid, flying car, underwater city, silver jumpsuit, ray gun, moon shuttle, sleep pod, meal in a pill and all.

I don’t want the future lead by pharmaceutical and other large corporations, sponsored and manipulated politicians, energy-saving freaks not knowing that fossil fuel companies control a large portion of politics, omnipresent and privacy-intrusive marketing monsters…

Not to be negative or anything, but in 1000 years, you’ll still have people in caves carrying old russian rocket launchers on their mules, believing in an archaic code of conduct based on a mythlogical god.

Ahhhh! The future! Which one do you like?