Thor High is a college preparatory school dedicated to the highest academic standards for the development of moral character, the enrichment of spiritual lives, and the perpetuation of growth in Norse ideals.
Statement of Faith
To ensure the perpetuation of these basic concepts, it is resolved by the founders of the school that all those who become associated with Thor High must believe and publicly acknowledge his belief in the divine inspiration of the Eddas and the Heimskringla, that Odin created the world out of nothing, that Thor our Lord and Savior is the preexistent Son of Odin and was born of Jörd, a virgin, that He died to pay the price of the sins of all people, that He was bodily resurrected from the grave, and that, by repentance and acceptance of and belief in Him, by Odin’s grace, the individual is saved to abundant and eternal life in Valhalla located in Asgaard, in the presence and power of the nine worlds. It is further resolved that the teachings of this school shall never deviate from the above principles.
Curriculum
Under the constant guidance of our core values (courage, force, vengeance and patience), students will learn the beliefs, art and crafts of the great Norse People, as created by Odin.Courses include:

• Poems, Tales and Songs
• Advanced Navigation
• Agriculture Techniques and Soil Science
• Weapon Making
• Pillaging 101
• Fur & Metal: Fashion of the Gods

If you do believe in God, please take a few moment and answer as honestly as you can. You can also post a comment and let me know.

1. Your parent told you so and you never questioned them.
2. Your family, friends and community believe, so do you.
3. You simply feel it in your heart.
4. You are afraid of what would happened if you don’t (hell or God’s anger).
5. You want the reward (eternal life in heaven).
6. You want to meet your deceased loved ones again at some point.
7. It feels good to think someone is watching over you.
8. You believe that it helps you with hope, happiness, etc through answers to your prayers.
9. It is the only option that gives order to your reality; that explains the human presence, the human consciousness, as well as the physical reality.
10. You studied, analyzed and compared all viable options (theistic and non-theistic) and came to the conclusion that God exist, He is the only God, things written or commonly accepted about Him are true and it is in your interest to believe in Him, as well as to follow his commands as written in your translation of the Bible.

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