Your date finds your intestinal parasite much more charming than you. Your parents like your imaginary friend better than they like you. Your boss has…
Month: January 2011
Things NOT to think about in sports
Swimming “I can really drown if I swallow water a couple of times!” Boxing “Look at the size of that guy! This is going to…
Justified Superstition
Our ancestors were very supersticious. They lived in an age before science, before electricity, and before printed books. For them: The night was very dark…
Minor Superheroes, Part 3
Porky Pork Has the power to smell like bacon. Dr. Metamorpho Can shrink his head by up to 1%. Semi-Invisible Man He is totally invisible,…
Who I am
I am a carbon-based lifeform living on a small blue planet with a solid surface, orbited by one moon, in a small solar system somewhere…
Famous Last Words, part 2
What string do I pull to open this parachute? My friends will think I’m a hero for skateboarding down that roof! I should’ve known that…
Who would you listen to?
I have to create a website for an important client. He gave me lengthy instructions on what he needs the website to do, the target…