As an employer, did you ever wish to stack more workers per cubic foot? As a circus manager, did you ever want to fit even…
Month: June 2010
Age of the Earth
Young Earth Creationists are convinced the earth is thhhooooousands of years old, while we, BSNES (Brand Spankin’ New Earth Society), are convinced without a shadow…
Killer Robot 5000 Pro
Customer Support: Dawson Robotics. How may I help you Client: Hi, I just bought the Killer Robot 5000 Pro and there seems to be a…
Famous Last Words
“Is this gun loaded?” My grandpa used to say: “you can’t fly until you try!”* “Don’t worry, there are no more trains on these tracks….
Most Boring Sports Ever
Cage Sleeping 2 athletes enter the cage. 1 comes out. The rules are simple: the 2 sleepers must use all the tricks in their considerable…
10 things we usually don’t think about
Anorexic sumos Scantily-clad brick layers Hairy pole-dancers A shaved Santa Claus Drunken librarians 12 clowns singing opera wearing only a g-string and cooking oil Blind,…
10 things we usually don’t think about
Anorexic sumos Scantily-clad brick layers Hairy pole-dancers A shaved Santa Claus Drunken librarians 12 clowns singing opera wearing only a g-string and cooking oil Blind,…
A few observations about religions…
Certain cults are called mythologies (like the Greek, Roman, Celtic, Aztec, etc) while some others (Judaism, Islam, Christianity, Hinduism) are called religions. Keep in mind…