Jason the Jargonaute
Created jargon by leveraging a multi-tier paradigm win-win non-verbal architecture.

Ming Sui Lu
Created the shy giggle in 4500 BC. She become rich after collecting royalties from her invention over the rest of her life.

Alexander Josephus Ebrahim Del Continuum il Tenaranik III
Created the first acronym in 1839.

Orrggh
Developed the angry look called “evil eye” in 6.9 million BC after his friend Baarr hit him on the head with a stone.

Gontran Monparnasse
Creator of the unibrow. He patented his creation and become millionaire when it became trendy in the 1920s.

Mary Wollworthe
Invented the fluffy clouds in 1756 using a steam machine, an ice box and a fan.

John Whyte
Invented the atom in 1926. 12 years later, he went on to invent gravity, daylight and magnetism. He is often credited to have created the first shadow.

1. Vodka. Driving recklessly again. Splattered wall. 
2. New pants. Red wine. Cleanup required. 
3. Loud neighbor. Rusty axe. Silence finally… 
4. Mission to Venus. Sexy Creatures appear. 
5. Mission to Mars. No such luck. 
6. Mission to Mercury. Helmets melting. Mistake!

1. Paint your face and hands a slight lime green color. Put a diffuse black light in your collar and cuffs, as to produce a ghostly effect.
2. Talk only in Morse code.
3. Include tons of biblical references when you talk, quote prophets and mention something about God’s wrath if the others don’t agree with your ideas.
4. Before the meeting, hide speakers. Then, during the meeting, play whispered rude comments about people attending and other coworkers.
5. Talk in an unusually high-pitched voice, laugh too loud and sound like a sheep while doing so.
6. Bring far too many objects at the table and set them up in front of you. Include pictures of your family, several coffee cups, 3 laptops, tons of wires, 11 stress balls, decorative cartoon figurines, and a few hats.
7. Place a picture frame of your dog in front of you and pretend to be on the verge of crying the whole meeting.
8. Hire 5 or 6 homeless people, dress them in a suits and sit them among the executives. Agree with what they say with enthusiasm.
9. Every time someone is talking, roll your eyes, make a snorting sound, shake your head and place your forehead in your palms.
10. Loudly compliment people on the wrong things: “Wow Kathy, I love how tight your skirt is! It really shows your ass!”, “Goddamn it Albert, I wish I’d be as sweaty as you!”.