A germaphobe zombie An hemoglobin-intolerant vampire * A bald Sasquatch A mermaid who can’t swim A flying-horse who’s afraid of heights An  arachnophobic spiderlady The ghost…

Reverse rhinoplasty Zoocryoaromatherapy (healing by the smell of frozen meat) Underwater backgammon Human taxidermy Hit and run frontal lobotomies The mating habits of mythical creatures…

Fugly Wobbly was a bear Fugly Wobbly had no hair Fugly Wobbly loves his scotch Fugly Wobbly grinds his crotch Fugly Wobbly is no beauty…

Caregiver Protector Entertainer Playmate Organizer Driver Singer Teacher Role Model Cook Coach Comforter Supply Manager Financial Provider Financial Planner Psychologist Referee Janitor Santa Claus Tooth…