1. A germaphobe zombie
2. An hemoglobin-intolerant vampire *
3. A bald Sasquatch
4. A mermaid who can’t swim
5. A flying-horse who’s afraid of heights
6. An  arachnophobic spiderlady
7. The ghost of a steamroller victim
8. A mute werewolf
9. A claustrophobic mummys
10. A shy anemic guy with big hair, who sparkles in the sun and climb trees

* Credit to my son for that awesome idea.

1. Reverse rhinoplasty
2. Zoocryoaromatherapy (healing by the smell of frozen meat)
3. Underwater backgammon
4. Human taxidermy
5. Hit and run frontal lobotomies
6. The mating habits of mythical creatures
7. Diction coaching for loose-jaw porn actresses
8. High altitude blindfolded flying trapeze
9. Grizzly bear hand-to-hand combat
10. 600lbs marble balls juggling

Fugly Wobbly was a bear
Fugly Wobbly had no hair
Fugly Wobbly loves his scotch
Fugly Wobbly grinds his crotch
Fugly Wobbly is no beauty
Fugly Wobbly is rather drooly
Fugly Wobbly falls assleep
Fugly Wobbly is quite a creep

1. Caregiver
2. Protector
3. Entertainer
4. Playmate
5. Organizer
6. Driver
7. Singer
8. Teacher
9. Role Model
10. Cook
11. Coach
12. Comforter
13. Supply Manager
14. Financial Provider
15. Financial Planner
16. Psychologist
17. Referee
18. Janitor
19. Santa Claus
20. Tooth Fairy