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The Christian Afterlife
Finding ways to cope with the loss of someone you love is a self-preservation mechanism. You can never blame someone who lost their children or…
Mental Games I Play
Selective Awareness When walking outside, I sometimes focus mostly on all the sounds around me and try to differentiate them all, building a 3D auditory…
Where do you draw the line?
If you are Christian, you have to believe in magic, as the Bible is filled with it. If you believe in New Age therapies, you…
New TV shows
Reno & Run! Interior designers and painters break into houses when people are sleeping to repaint and decorate their kitchens, bathrooms or even bedrooms. They…
Studying the Biblical Arguments
What does the study of the Bible, the existence of God and the creationists (or intelligent design) arguments entail? History, based on evidence of archeology…
Mythical Fine Dining
Medusa Kebab Plate Comment: the potatoes were rock hard. Kraken Steak Comment: Good, but you really have to go through hoops to get that meal….
Overheard from the Bedroom
Wait, who’s that? I told you it wouldn’t fit in there! Did you keep the instructions? Are you sure it’s dead? Will the owner look…
Great Unfeasible Idea 1
Concept: Matter is mostly empty space so a solid surface is only an illusion. The atoms themselves are mostly empty space as the particles are…
Can of Whoop-Ass
Where do you buy it? Is there a maximum number of can one can possess without being illegal? Can you store it at room temperature…
Invisible?
What do you mean when you think is something or someone being invisible? True invisibility means to not be detectable by visible light, infrared, ultraviolet,…
Starting from scratch
Did you ever imagine how you would manage to create something large or complex from scratch? Starting your own bank You’d have to rent at…
Bad Cross-Promotions
Baby Muppet Executive Briefcases African-style Elvis Collectible Plates Salvador Dali Pasta John Wayne Gacy clown outfit Barbie Pregnancy test Fisher-Price Anthrax Pokémon Personal Land Mine…
I know nothing
I know nothing about people whose life is not mentioned in books, while I only have superficial knowledge of people whose life has been recorded…
Mythology or Scripture?
After talking to Christians and being immersed in Christian-based culture for years, I’m always surprised by how different the popular Christian view is from their…
Protecting the message
There are a lot of people who believe the Bible is at least the inspired word of God — others believe it’s the actual word…
Can but won’t
Your 7 kids are playing in the living room. Your oldest is bullying everybody. The second oldest is sexually abusing the 3 youngest right in…
Theogeography
Theogeography is the emerging science of analyzing the distribution of factors such as natural disasters, socio-economic status, IQ, award recipients, divorce rate, crime rate, longevity,…
What’s wrong with 72 virgins?
It is a widespread notion that the Muslim reward for violent death is 72 virgins. This sounds good if it’s your thing, but is based…
10 Bad Things about Zombies
It is pretty clear by now that zombies have an overall lack of decorum and good manners: Not the most polite A simple “thank you”…
Exciting New Sports
Micro-marathon A 23-foot race for people with no endurance Wide Jump With both feet together, the athlete who jumps the further sideways wins. Sliding Pole…
Those darn bots
As our lives are becoming more and more virtual, bots will become increasingly disruptive. I’m not talking about the humanoid robots we see in movies…
10 ways to have fun at meetings, Part 3
If you’re a big burly man, make sure your yellow thong is visible above your belt. Show everyone around the table how you can fit…
Benefits of befriending a ghost
Ghosts, with all their limitations, can still be invaluable friends. By being able to go through walls, disappearing on command, being invisible and floating in…
Fun Things to Tell People at Parties
“I won’t drink blood tonight.” “Man, I’m way too drunk to fight naked!” “I’m going to clone my favorite flea.” “I’m a strip-o-clown enthusiast.” “I’m…
Coming next fall to Food TV
Coming next fall to Food TV is a brand new and exciting show: Chemical Food War In this cooking competition, 5 chefs compete by creating…
5 Fun Games for Kids
Play “Punch Buggy” in the parking lot of the Volkswagen factory. Play Hide & Seek in New York’s sewer system. Sort a colony of fire…
Which is worst?
I ask you to think hard about those questions. Which one is worse and why? Taking your steak rare in a restaurant. OR Taking a…
Weather Reports from our Solar System
From Mercury: “Today, arrrgghh it burnnnnnnns! Back to you Ken!” From the dark side of the moon: “Today, and for the rest of the year,…
The relevance of tools in a Christian world
Jesus tells: “And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive.” without terms, conditions or any limitations” (Matthew 21:21-22). Since Jesus is God,…