Are magical spells, psychic abilities, telepathy or telekinetic abilities real? Although we see those things in books and movies, or hear stories about them, we…

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If you believe in miracles, invisible or mythical creatures (such as angels, demons, ghosts, etc) or magic, the following jobs are actually believable: Unicorn Wrangler…

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Aphrodisiacs are used since the dawn of time. It is a huge market, particularly in China, for some reasons. Did you ever stop and think…

Katapult You sit 6 feet from the waiter, who shoots food at you using a mini-catapult. Your job is to catch your dinner with your…

We often think of elitism as relating only to knowledge or money. This “us vs them” superiority complex can be found in several areas: Money…

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Speed ReminiscingWho has time to talk to people now? One room, 20 old school friends, 3 minutes total. Make it quick.— Remember when…— Oh yeah, I…

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Jason the Jargonaute Created jargon by leveraging a multi-tier paradigm win-win non-verbal architecture. Ming Sui Lu Created the shy giggle in 4500 BC. She become…

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Paint your face and hands a slight lime green color. Put a diffuse black light in your collar and cuffs, as to produce a ghostly…

Thor High is a college preparatory school dedicated to the highest academic standards for the development of moral character, the enrichment of spiritual lives, and…

If you do believe in God, please take a few moment and answer as honestly as you can. You can also post a comment and…

Welcome to the new Wildlife Wrestling Federation, where pandas wrestle koalas, bears wrestle gerbils and lemurs wrestle possums. Only on Pay-per-View!

Don’t be fooled by regular run-of-the-mill Master Psychics. We offer reading that are 79% more accurate than Master Psychics*, sound 87% more mysterious and have…

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Pretend the world is fair. Invent magical forces to protect me. Create an ultimate reward and punishment so I behave. Filter what comes to my…

What is the appropriate behavior for a clown? How much groping can he get away with? Is a clown on LSD funnier than a clown…

Surviving means to overcome life-threatening dangers and stay alive. You can only say you survived a hay ride if it’s on fire going down a…

Nothing fuming to pick up from the carpet. No midnight rumble with a plastic bag. No chewed shoes because you’re bored. No hairy cushions left…

Circulon, master of flowy Aikido, circular sweeps and roundhouse kicks, is his best when cirled by the ennemy. He fights crime with his brothers Squarex,…

Several options are even more glamorous to break bones than doing drunken breakdancing in your bathtub or slipping in your icy driveway with your arms…

The basic assumptions are the general guidelines that colour every ideas you have about your reality. Is life fair? Is there a benevolent force that…

Two things are absolutely sure in the future: Marketers will find more intrusive ways to pry into your innermost secrets to sell you things you…

The idea is to create large white balloon not for transportation or data gathering purpose, but solely for brand exposure. It takes skywriting to the…

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Next time you are at a social gathering and someone ask you the “What do you do?”, have a little fun with it. I’m a…

The Norwegian Dwarf Elf prefers the roots of the white oak and celebrates the festival of Gur’ox. I know that because I have a degree…

Pour célébrer le 100e article sur ce blog, voici une collection complète des textes en français que j’ai écrit au début des années 1990. Ils sont séparés…

After the success of extreme sports such as base jumping, urban luge and train jumping, we are proud to introduce a series of new and…

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Macro-appearance of Micro-arrangement The electron are orbiting pretty far from the nucleus. When the atoms are combined to form matter, the macro-scale structure can appear…

Scientific languague is not just descriptive and accurate; it can also be mysterious and beautiful. Just read or listen to “The nature of Space and…

The more I learn about politics, current events, religion, “creation science/intelligent design”, the more I realize that we have a closed and personal version of the…

Not all secret societies are evil underground cults designed to control the world (at least, that’s what the masked whispering man ordered me to say)….

Number of Children In 2008, there are approximately 6.7 billion people on earth, with 2.4 billion children , with around 650 million being Christian. With…

This morning, I saw a cute unicorn being chased by a dragon and a troll in my backyard. Do you believe me? Why not? Those…

What percentage of your knowledge are you absolutely sure of? What are your criterias in evaluating the reliability of the information? How do you know…

Celestial Bowling You take a moon and throw it as far as you can, using the planetary gravitationnal slingshot effect to produce nice curve balls….

JetPack Race 5 racers have to fly to the other side of a large warehouse with electrified ceiling, floor and walls, while dodging dodge poles…

Chameleon Ability to morph into anyone, providing they bare an uncannny ressemblance to himself. Teleporter Ability to teleport herself within a 1/2 inch range. If…

Here are 6 of the coolest jobs that are sure to generate alot of questions at a party. Please note that I did not create…

You have been lied to since you were born. You are lied to everyday. You are lying to yourself frequently. Lies, deceptions, misinformation, disinformation, exagerations,…

Hypercephaly Inflation of the cerebrum caused by the bite of the Anamorphicus Rei mosquito. The substance contained in the saliva of that mosquito can increase…

Venus is in celcius, Jupiter is radioactive and Mars is in the House of Commons. You will have a day like any other day, without…

Globularism The odd and unsupported view that our planet – the Earth – is spherical. This is contradictory with the evidence brought by the Flat…

How visual is your memory? Can you do a playback of your favorite movie scenes in your mind? Can you rotate object and change the…

Resurectionnist The noble profession of providing biological experimental canvasses for the hippocratic professionals. Vulgarly called corpse peddlers. Pau-de-Arara The art of bringing mental extasy to…

Astrology rests on the principle of cosmic rays-induced DNA mutation. The planetary gravitational field, along with the magnetic field, are combining their effect to reflect…

Immolation Based on a desire to know what the marshmellow feels like while roasting in the campfire, immolation is the act of transforming onself into…

If Mozart had access to music sequencer, sampler and a good laptop, how different would have been his music? If Genghis Khan had access to…

One of the guys gets handcuffed and naked. He then gets tattoed by 7 epileptic blind midgets. 3 of the guys wearing bunny suits enter…

For a limited time only, those genuine pseudo-replica of ancient meta-artefacts are available for bidding. Skull of Napoleon as a teenager Partially eaten Oatmeal that…

“Reality is crossing an energy river by stepping on quantum rocks” “Wisdom comes from knowing the limits of your own reality” “Consciousness is to evolution…

Pets in Sweater Nothing but 120 monthly glossy pages of pets in sweaters. This month: chinchillas in leather, goldfish in 100% wool jumpsuit and hamsters in turtlenecks. Modern Yeti…

If you were transported back in time to, lets say, 1000CE or even 1500CE, how much of the 2008 knowledge could you explain? How many…

It is common knowledge that we only use 10% of our brain. What would you do if you had access to the full 100%? Would you…

Modify your DNA to become bioluminescent. Implant subcutaneous receptors to change your skin colour at will. Lime green and sky blue hues will impress the…

Join our cult and roam the city at night. Not a people person? Don’t worry! Simple groans and window smashing are fine by us. You’ll…

There is a widening knowledge chasm and we see a prevalence of simpler belief systems. Before the advent of modern science, you could define the…

Here are a few questions to help define what reality you live in. This is useful before starting a debate on human evolution, cosmology, history,…

I’m the hostage taker. Can John call you back as soon as I untie him? Mr. Smith is not here but I’m naked and full…

Are you too smart for your own good? Do you have too many abilities? Is your high IQ scare off dim-witted but gorgeous dates? FEAR…

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How do you prove that God exist? How do you prove aliens are real? Even is you discover a proof of those things, what would…

The children story of Jack and the Beanstock is really about humanity’s longing for a connection with God. Jack represents the humans on earth, spiritually…

As seen on TV! Don’t know how your new date feels? Want to make sure your buddy is in a good mood before asking for…

I want the old future!!! Not the current future! I do want my jetpack, dome city, robot maid, flying car, underwater city, silver jumpsuit, ray…

Change the basic assumptions of the universe. Triangulate my cereal bowl using its own shadow. Transmutate Silly Putty into lemon Jell-O. Create, test and prove…

Synaptic Interfaced (Though-controlled) toys and interface are already being developed in lab in 2007. With more interest, research and funding, you’ll see thought visual association…

Find a universal need you can cater to. This will shape your approach; This will be used in your branding/marketing efforts. Name your religion. Find…

Drive a 26-foot Santa Clause float. Print business cards with “Ambassador to Arkhaministan”. When asked where that country is, say: “Right between Murkhistan and United…

This AMAZING bracelet unifies the AWESOME POWER of credulity and copper for the FIRST TIME in this LIFE CHANGING power item. Gain extensible knowledge, unrivaled…

Everybody is created equal. TV shows are not mere lures for advertisers. You can have an amazing lean sculpted body by using a machine 3…

“Bulkering” is a neologism that can be defined as “Putting together several complex ideas, oversimplifying and omitting large portion of the argument, discrediting sources for…

Welcome to ClearThought®, the latest product from DeliciouslyQuirky. This speech filter combines a logic analizing algorithm, Internet -enhanced knowledge database and a voice rendering module. When you try to voice your poorly-though, shallow biaised opinionos and pass it…

We usually associate the word weapon with death or great pain. The goal of of most weapons is not necessarely to permanently destroy the ennemy…

We could make our bodies better by unblocking the regenerative capabilities (see salamander) in our cells to be able to grow back limbs. If you have the…

Information Architecture and Visualization is getting more and more important since we are exposed to so much data every day. InfoLife (Internet 3.0) should be a…

This motion-activated device records multispectral (visible, infrared, ultraviolet & microwave wavelenghts) images on its 6 faces, along with ambiant sounds, smells, temperature, and any other…

Are you feeling confident or have self esteem? iSuck can help you. Using state-of-the art Artificial Intelligence and Self-Learning Algorithms, iSuck can instill doubt in…

Smart Roads would help drivers in several ways. 1) Heated Pavement would melt the snow and ice, thus reducing the risks and saving millions of…

Have a Vampire neighbour that doesn’t respond to garlic? Bigfoot keeps you up all night sining Opera? Maybe you purchased a Troll two years ago…

For the CEO who wants more power by instilling fear in the heart of the lowly employee, here is the DeliciouslyQuirky Corporate PowerSuit. Now you…

After a full range of nutritional shampoo with beer, honey, eggs, oil and herbs, we are introducing the next level of nutritional products. TopFood is…

Jason and the Jargonauts® Experience the zen benefits of corporate talk in this intensive week-end program. By numbing your mind and refraining from individual thoughts,…

In this new religion, you’ll learn that: there is no God even if there was a God, he/she/it would probably not care about you no…

Hey Kids! Tired of the same old doll than walks, wave and giggle? Cranky Doll will ignore you for weeks, then will not want to…

1) Embed in cellphones, PDAs, BlackBerries, MP3 players, and other wearables to emit a frequency that will activate a specific region of the brain that…

The Ultimate Minimalist House is a 3m x3m x3m white cube with no furniture. Furniture is bad for your Feng Shui. The 5cm x 5cm…

I’m wondering how difficult or possible it is to create your own fully legal and recognized country. Someone did it in 1967. It’s called Sealand…