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What would you expect to see if the world described in the Bible and the Qur’an were true? First of all, you’d see magic. Lots…

As Genghis Khan  was running into battle screaming, he thought: ” I really shouldn’t have eaten all those prunes for breakfast” Napoleon Bonaparte though, looking…

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One of the most overused concept and name, beside “green” is “smart”. Is the “smart” trend only a new marketing trick? Just how smart are…

If the Bible is either written by God or at least inspired by God, then the information included in the book must be true. If…

How do you evaluate magical claims? How can you tell that something totally unsubstantiated is more likely than something else, which is equally unsubstantiated? Here…

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Glossolalia is the technical term for “Speaking In Tongues”. It can be seen in Christian Pentecostal churches, in some shamanic and voodoo rituals as well…

I never met my father. He never writes or calls me. He was not even there when I was born. My neighbors keep saying that…

The Smilites were Norse barbarians who invaded Europe in the 3rd century AD. Contrary to other hordes of barbarians, the Smilites were polite, well kept…

Abrahamic faiths (Judaism, Christianity and Islam) always placed human life separate from other life on Earth. When we look at how humans are made, it…

Why do US blockbuster movies seem so bad these days? Our team of 20,001 seasoned investigative journalists uncovered the reason: they are written automatically by…

As an employer, did you ever wish to stack more workers per cubic foot? As a circus manager, did you ever want to fit even…

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A man bought a puppy. He told it not to touch his cupcake. The puppy did not obey. So the man hurt the puppy. The…

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We say imagination is boundless, but is it really? We all impose, voluntarily or not, limits and biases on our thoughts. Those limitations can include:…

Are you seriously religious? If so, you have to believe in magic. The 3 Abrahamic faiths (Judaism, Christianity and Islam) are filled with magical acts…

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IF you believe there is an all wise and all powerful God, creator of the whole universe, THEN you must listen to what he has…

Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi, senior Iranian cleric,told his worshippers on Friday: “Many women who dress inappropriately … cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and…

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I have a friend named Julius Caesar, ex-Roman Emperor. Shortly after his death, he was sanctified as a deity. He’s a great guy who listens…

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What is your relation with knowledge? Do you think of knowledge as an external entity limited to schools? If so, does it make you uncomfortable…

Where do humans come from? How did the universe begin? If the Earth of really round, how come Chinese people don’t fall off, eh? Stomped…

You think your initial physical traits and your behavioral patterns come from genetics and your environments. You think you can use free will to steer…

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It is common for fighters to use a nickname. Usually, it’s something macho and aggressive such as “The Beast”, “The Destroyer” or “Tank”. Here are…

Are you refereed to as “a force of nature to be reckoned with” on a regular basis? Do people talk about you as “a visionary…

1) Your neighbor says: — How you doin’? That innocent-sounding question reveals a deep interest in your life. You have the moral obligation of telling…

I heard au audio recording of The Big Bang, that led to the expansion of the universe. It was REALLY loud! I found how to…

“Honey, I got a new job in the marketing department. The pay is a lot less, but they have cupcakes on Fridays.” “Boss, Simmons is…

Who wants to do real science? Science is hard, you have to study for a long time, learn formulas and concepts, devise experiments, validate and…

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I am certain that humans have been designed the same way companies develop products: Some useful features not included because they came too late. Some…

Do you realize that the better you are at earning heaven, the closer you are to hell? By choosing one religion and working hard or…

The NASA Jet Propulsion Lab recently presented its findings on a contract awarded in 2006 to develop a new wave for Queen of England Elizabeth…

Tired of suffering from backache from carrying around your enormous organ all day? Sick of being laughed at by your date because you’re way too…

Are magical spells, psychic abilities, telepathy or telekinetic abilities real? Although we see those things in books and movies, or hear stories about them, we…

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If you believe in miracles, invisible or mythical creatures (such as angels, demons, ghosts, etc) or magic, the following jobs are actually believable: Unicorn Wrangler…

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Aphrodisiacs are used since the dawn of time. It is a huge market, particularly in China, for some reasons. Did you ever stop and think…

Katapult You sit 6 feet from the waiter, who shoots food at you using a mini-catapult. Your job is to catch your dinner with your…

We often think of elitism as relating only to knowledge or money. This “us vs them” superiority complex can be found in several areas: Money…

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Thor High is a college preparatory school dedicated to the highest academic standards for the development of moral character, the enrichment of spiritual lives, and…

If you do believe in God, please take a few moment and answer as honestly as you can. You can also post a comment and…

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Don’t be fooled by regular run-of-the-mill Master Psychics. We offer reading that are 79% more accurate than Master Psychics*, sound 87% more mysterious and have…

Insect and Invertebrate Psychologist When your ant colony starts to behave erratically or when your grubs seem depressed, it’s time to call the Insect and…

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Pretend the world is fair. Invent magical forces to protect me. Create an ultimate reward and punishment so I behave. Filter what comes to my…

What is the appropriate behavior for a clown? How much groping can he get away with? Is a clown on LSD funnier than a clown…

Surviving means to overcome life-threatening dangers and stay alive. You can only say you survived a hay ride if it’s on fire going down a…

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Circulon, master of flowy Aikido, circular sweeps and roundhouse kicks, is his best when cirled by the ennemy. He fights crime with his brothers Squarex,…

Several options are even more glamorous to break bones than doing drunken breakdancing in your bathtub or slipping in your icy driveway with your arms…

The basic assumptions are the general guidelines that colour every ideas you have about your reality. Is life fair? Is there a benevolent force that…